Tag: humor
member name: Teresa T.
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November 15, 2008 02:29 PM EST --
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August 17, 2008 11:07 PM EDT --
A married father of three faces indecency charges after allegedly having sex with a picnic table.
Art Price Jr, 40, was seen doing the dirty with the garden furniture at his home in Bellevue, Ohio, . . .
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March 02, 2009 03:04 PM EST --
This guy received 600 replies from this ad. Makes you wonder sometimes doesn't it? LOL
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October 29, 2008 02:36 PM EDT --
I received this in my email this morning...it was too funny NOT to share. Some of you can relate. (I know I can)
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November 25, 2008 03:41 PM EST --
Does anyone want to cook for me tonight? If so...what are we having??? Let me know when dinners' ready and you can jet cyberspace it to me like on the cartoons the Jetsons!
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November 29, 2008 03:42 PM EST --
Okay... I need to leave for a little while to run a few errands. And I wanted to brush my teeth before I left. Well...dang it all! Where's my toothbrush??? I have two . . .
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November 30, 2008 12:08 AM EST --
My toothbrush has been taken hostage by Matthew A.
He admits that he has taken my toothbrush and is using it! He also told me that if I didn't bring him and his girlfriend some of . . .
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January 02, 2009 04:01 AM EST --
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January 08, 2009 06:46 PM EST --
I posted this a few months back and there was such a good response to this...I thought that I would repost it for those of you who never got a chance to read it. It is one of the funniest . . .
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March 14, 2009 02:40 PM EDT --
We have all had to face that grizzly task of seeking employment. Some of us more that others. Have you ever wondered what companies were really saying with their ads? The creative . . .
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April 18, 2009 10:06 PM EDT --
On top of spaghetti,
All covered with cheese,
I lost my poor meatball,
When somebody sneezed.
It rolled off the table,
And on to the floor,
And then my poor meatball,
Rolled out of . . .
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May 12, 2009 11:31 PM EDT --
Dang, dang, dang, dang, dang, dang, dang, dang, dang, dang, dang... Well... I guess I've got one more thing left to say... Dang...
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May 12, 2009 11:37 PM EDT --
Well... Happy almost birthday to me. Happy almost birthday to me. Happy almost birthday "10 days before I am suppose to sing this silly song" to meeeeeeeeee... Happy . . .
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October 25, 2008 08:49 PM EDT --
Oh!!!!!!!!!! I wish I was an Oscar Meyer Weiner.....
That is what I'd truly like to be.....eeeee.....eeee!
Cause.......if I was an Oscar Meyer Weiner.....
Everyone would be in LO.....VE . . .
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October 26, 2008 12:32 PM EDT --
Remember the popular '70's sitcom..."Hee Haw?" Filled with goofy rednecks that made life a little funny. "I'm a pickin' and I'm a grinnin"!" Well . . .
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October 29, 2008 11:19 AM EDT --
--OKAY HERE IS YOUR LAUGH FOR THE DAY--
15 PIECES OF ADVICE TO BE PASSED ON TO YOUR MOM, YOUR DAUGHTERS OR GRANDDAUGHTERS, NIECES, AUNTS, GIRLFRIENDS, ETC.
1. Don't imagine you can change . . .
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October 29, 2008 10:19 PM EDT --
The doctor that had been seeing an 80-year-old woman for
most of her life finally retired.
At her next checkup, the new doctor told her to bring a list
of all the medicines that . . .
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October 29, 2008 11:00 PM EDT --
The day finally arrives. Forrest Gump dies and goes to Heaven. He is at the Pearly Gates, met by St. Peter himself. However, the gates are closed, and Forrest approaches the gatekeeper.
St. Peter . . .
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November 05, 2008 01:54 AM EST --
Ladies and gentlemen...
Hobos and tramps...
Non-eating mosquitoes...
And "bow" legged ants...
I am here to tell you a story...you know nothin' about... . . .
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November 25, 2008 11:24 AM EST --
Why not???
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